The Onion Gets Peeled
No, we can't have nice things.
Alex Jones’s Lawyer Objects To Entering His Client’s Words Into The Record
Not an Onion headline.
How 8am LawPay Takes The Sting Out Of Legal Billing
Getting paid can be an arduous task. You should make it as easy on yourself and your clients as possible.
Alex Jones Hires New Counsel For Screaming Tantrum Phase Of Bankruptcy
As opposed to the previous two years, where he conducted himself like a normal person.
Infowars Sale To The Onion Plagued By Alex Jones-Level Chaos
Damn you, Illuminati!
The Onion Peels Infowars
Awww, don't cry little shitposter!
Chrometa: Turning Time Into Billable Value For Modern Lawyers
Adoption of Chrometa represents more than a technological upgrade; it reflects a professional philosophy that values accuracy, transparency, and efficiency.
Infowars Exits Bankruptcy, Gets Immediately Attached By Sandy Hook Creditors
It's a GLOBALIST CONSPIRACY!
Alex Jones Just Got A New Boss Forever, And It Is The Sandy Hook Plaintiffs
Speech is free. Defamation is not.
Alex Jones Might Just Make An Appearance In The Georgia Election Interference Trial
If this goes anything like Jones's last court appearance, prosecutors will be rejoicing.
Morning Docket: 08.30.23
* Does the First Amendment protect criticizing a public school softball coach? Yes. Of course it does. How is this case still going? [Law.com] * A study of law students using AI on exams found that low performing students did better, high performing students did worse. [Reuters] * UK judge receives "formal advice" after falling asleep during trial. Presumably the advice was to blame the English accents for lulling him to sleep. I mean... has anyone ever actually finished that Stephen Fry story? [LegalCheek] * There's chutzpah and then there's a company that declared bankruptcy in a dubious bid to avoid liability asking permission to pay its leader a $1.5 million salary. [Bloomberg Law News] * What's the appropriate alternative term for "nonlawyer" that we're supposed to use? Because there's some pretty important ethical reasons to make that distinction clear to firm outsiders. [ABA Journal] * When the Obama DOJ walked away from probing right-wing terror groups, it set the stage for racially motivated attacks like the one in Jacksonville. [Revolving Door Project] * LeClair Ryan founder inching closer to a deal in bankruptcy fight. [Law360]
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Sandy Hook Plaintiffs Call Alex Jones Too Malicious To Discharge $1.4B Damage Award In Bankruptcy
Turns out that bankruptcy is way less fun than this guy thought it would be.
Alex Jones’s Lawyers Are Waking Up With Fleas. Also Sanctions.
LeBron violin dot gif.
Pattis Out, B*tches
There goes that Proud Boy's chance of losing a billion dollars at his seditious conspiracy trial.
Alex Jones’s Lawyer Norm Pattis Suspended From Practicing Law, Discovers There’s Something Worse Than Losing A Billion Dollars For Your Client On Live TV
Turns out there are worse things than getting a billion-dollar verdict against your client on national television.
Alex Jones Puts The ‘E’ In ‘Bankeruptcy’
Spellcheck is your friend.