How The Onion Made Alex Jones Cry
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Needs more SUPER MALE VITALITY pills.
When Alex Jones is the voice of reason, you know just how bad things have gotten in Trumpland.
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No, we can't have nice things.
Not an Onion headline.
As opposed to the previous two years, where he conducted himself like a normal person.
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Damn you, Illuminati!
Awww, don't cry little shitposter!
It's a GLOBALIST CONSPIRACY!
Speech is free. Defamation is not.
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If this goes anything like Jones's last court appearance, prosecutors will be rejoicing.
* Does the First Amendment protect criticizing a public school softball coach? Yes. Of course it does. How is this case still going? [Law.com] * A study of law students using AI on exams found that low performing students did better, high performing students did worse. [Reuters] * UK judge receives "formal advice" after falling asleep during trial. Presumably the advice was to blame the English accents for lulling him to sleep. I mean... has anyone ever actually finished that Stephen Fry story? [LegalCheek] * There's chutzpah and then there's a company that declared bankruptcy in a dubious bid to avoid liability asking permission to pay its leader a $1.5 million salary. [Bloomberg Law News] * What's the appropriate alternative term for "nonlawyer" that we're supposed to use? Because there's some pretty important ethical reasons to make that distinction clear to firm outsiders. [ABA Journal] * When the Obama DOJ walked away from probing right-wing terror groups, it set the stage for racially motivated attacks like the one in Jacksonville. [Revolving Door Project] * LeClair Ryan founder inching closer to a deal in bankruptcy fight. [Law360]
Turns out that bankruptcy is way less fun than this guy thought it would be.
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There goes that Proud Boy's chance of losing a billion dollars at his seditious conspiracy trial.